MAGIC WEAPONS
Arcane Ultra!!!Guardian Scythe
Healing Branch
Big Dictionary
Solar Flair Staff
Sila's Staff
Mutant King Club
Undead Cleric's Arm
Paladin's Legacy
Akasha Wand
Voidsplinter Tether
Lion's Roar
Mystic Star Sabre
Blackbones
Feather Buster
C.U.P.I.D.
Balloon Baton G
Forgotten's Harrowing Totem
Defensive Dragon Wand
Scarab Mace
Harvest Festival '15 Commemorative Spoon
Fruitcake Staff
Frostval '15 Commemorative Spoon
Snugglefest '16 Commemorative Spoon
Blade of the Briar
Latrine Wand
Blarney '16 Commemorative Spoon
Ice Cream Sceptre
MELEE WEAPONS
Mutant Dragonblade
Frozen Dragon Buster
Star Sabre of Wisdom
Ultra Omni Knight Blade
Moglin Sword
Omni Knight Blade
Beachmancer Blade
RANGED WEAPONS
Rainbow Raygun
ARMORS
Insightful Armor of Awe
Sweater Dragon Mount
Llyr's Druid
Bard of War
Frozen Dragonslayer
Svadilfari's Oath
Brilhado Necromancer Robes
Pyromancer's Robe
Quester's Heavy Dragon Gunner
High Communicant's Zeal
Eternal Twilight's Mantle
Wyrm Knight's Hide
Pyromancer Bloodmage
Whispering Raiment
Fujin no Kiyousa
ReignDragon Rider
Quester's Heavy Gunner
Yellow Pirate Costume
Shadow of Doubt G
W.H.E.E.L.
Fat & Tacky Santa
Ultimon's Armour
Time-Twisted Carnax Fighter
Algern's Carapace
Megingjord
Twilly Form
Legendary Savage Werewolf Form
Loco Costume G
Fruitcake Berserker
StarSaviour
Beachmancer Garb
PETS
Nerfkitten
Custom Zard
Psychedelic Dinosaur
Ice Cream Golem
Experimental Robocockatrice
PikaZard
Fairy Godmother
Mana Golem
Lepre-Chan
Cor-Dem
Keyote
Flareos
Elahi Mau of Osiris
Diamond Flutterby
Hammer Turret G
FruitcakeZard
Legendary Pygmy Zombie Groupies
Little Clone
Trjegul Jr.
Legendary Soluna
Harpy Dragon
Mini Theta
Wyrm Knight's Familiar
Eternal Twilight's Harbinger
Twig
Bach
Mozart
Dangerously Adorable Cabbit
Chopin
Beethoven
Sphinx
Scarab
SHIELDS
UltraGuardian Shield
Akriloth's Command
Celtic Wheel
Accordion Shield
Pies
Darkovian Bulwark
Jarnskjoldr
Scarab Shell
Father Time
Divine Yata Mirror
Eternal Twilight's Regalia
Gemini
Pixel Guard
Fireworks Buckler
Elahi Ikm of Osiris
Supreme Overlord's Legend
Chieftain's IronThorn
Fujin no Shukufuku
Bac-ler G
Daylight Savings Time
Sublime Tower Shield
Sackelberry Safeguard
Candy Floss Shield
Pumpkin Shield
Broken Ornament
Chimeran Vindicator Shield
Fruitcake Wreath
Doray
FACES
Human Boy 7
MISCS
Shadowfeeder Pendant
Friendship Bracelet
Pixel Ether
Elahi Irt of Osiris
Cyclops' Eye
Fruitcake Brick
Aria's Rattle
Windter Crown
Legendary Shadow Crystal V1
Angel Bells
13th Mask
Power Shard VI: Dr. Boom
Gemini Pendant
OPTIC
Firing Toupée
Warlic's Oblivion Sphere
Legendary Shadow Crystal V2
Shikyo Mask
Crystal of Restless Shadows G
The Roots of Daw
The Spark of Daw
The Brilliance of Daw
Urn of Daryngord
Everfrozen Shard
Guardian's Urn of Prevailing Winds
Head of Raydius Dragon
Golden Goblet
Trophy of Supreme Enthusiasm
ZettaSnide Transformation Formula
Bar of Soap
Moldy Basilia Bread
Saladmandr Seed Pack
Amish Hat
ZardAde
Scuba Mask
Cozy Fire Orb
SPELLS
Dracomorgrify
Purple Rain
Moonwalker's Grace
Chocolate Syrup
No Lemons, No Melon
ArchMage Research
Call Mana Bat
Destruction Burst
Thunder Wave
Nezujimbo Contract G
Seeing Red
Scrambler Ray
Gandolphin
Sea Squirt Shapeshift
Fruitcake Fury
Creation Burst
Arctic Tornado
Shogun & Ansatsu Contract
Call Death Flair
Call FruitcakeZard
Firezard Shapeshift
Stone Golem Shapeshift
Borrow G
Psycho Candy Hearts
Healing Wings
Pixel Storm
Eye of Chaos
Drop the MOAP
Star Sabre Slashes
Summon Woolly Thoctar V
Summon Guano Loco
Scarab Swarm
Necromantic WAHHHHH
Ninja Lawyer Assassin Contract
Eggsplosion
Sisters of Mercy
EXTERIOR HOUSE ITEMS
Vegetable Garden
Guard Tower
Trade Hut
Lumber Yard
Woodcutter Shack
Rock Quarry
Stone Pit
Dark Mana Collector
Mana Collector
Deren Wheat Field
Corn Field
Museum
Fishing Pond
Graveyard
Storage Building
Mega World Portal
Storage Building II
Deren Mana Collector
Ye Olde Eatery
GUARD HOUSE ITEMS
Guard Dog
BURP Guard
Crystal Hound Guard
Dragoncat Guard
Energy Dragon
Earth Dragon
Red Dragon
Ice Dragon
Gogg Guard
Death Worms
Bishop Finch
Nightraider
Nightraider
Nightraider
Master of Evil
PAINTING HOUSE ITEMS
Nightmare Town
Nightmare Family
Chilly and Robina
Grandma
Culak and Kendrel
Xilar
Mother's Love
Nightbane's Last Stand
Galrick
The Eternal
Lorithia
Temple of Hope Inside
Temple of Hope Outside
Victory
Old Twilly
Older Twilly
Old Boog
Aftermath
Portal to Trescol
Portal to Kairula
Chairman Platinum
Harvest Portal Painting
Blarney Portal Painting
Grenwog Portal Painting
April Fools' Portal Painting
Golden Giftbox Painting
Cinco DOOM Mayo Painting
Frostval '15: Fruitcake Fury! [1E]
Zardnado
Frostval '16: Rise of the Sweater Zombies [1E]
TITLES
Leader of an [s]Relatively Small[/s] Army of Puddings
Heartcrusher
The Conqueror
Corruption Cleanser
Omni Knight
Witness to Greatness
Child of Luna
Swimming in Riches
Nerd Crusher
Legendary Guardian
Gets By with a Little Help from my Friends
Heartwarming Friend
Fears No Fruitcake
Warlord
Bane of Oppressive Cleanliness
Civil Warrior
Minty Fresh Breath
The Start of Something Beautiful
Exemplary Twelfth Knight
Gemini Rising
WAR RECORDS (latest)
Insult to Injury: Nocturu
28 char wins, 0 guards, 1191 army
Insult to Injury: Nautica
0 char wins, 0 guards, 309 army
Battleon-Seekrat Final Countdown
0 char wins, 0 guards, 1022 army
Granemor-Seekrat Final Countdown
0 char wins, 0 guards, 100 army
Middle Isles-Seekrat Final Countdown
0 char wins, 0 guards, 100 army
Terrible 12 P1:TubThumper, Queen Hybee, Tyranna
4 char wins, 0 guards, 811 army
Terrible 12 P1: Munch, Metalface, Terrestria
0 char wins, 0 guards, 85 army
Terrible 12 P1: Algern,Seekrat
4 char wins, 0 guards, 62 army
Bizarre Flecks: Mostly Harmful
4 char wins, 0 guards, 1535 army
Division By Zero
4 char wins, 0 guards, 690 army